Disclaimer: Believe it or not, they all belong to me. A Potatoverse story, over a year before Coming Home. Thanks to Chicago, Kerrie and Noel for looking at it for me. Ramen Noodles and Fuzzy Sweaters By Smitty Jamie Scranton swung his legs idly as he waited outside the Principal's Office. Scotty was in trouble again and Mommy had to come to school to pick him up. Since Scotty held Jamie's hand to the bus, Jamie had to stay, too. But at least he could go home on the big bus with Mommy, instead of on the noisy school bus. The door opened and Mommy came out with Scotty held firmly by the shoulder. "Come on, Jamie," she said, holding out her other hand. "We need to get home." Jamie hopped off the bench, pulling his bookbag with him. Mommy was mad. Her face was flushed under her pretty red hair and her mouth was frowning a little. He took Mommy's hand and squeezed. He was only in first grade but he was a big boy and he knew Mommy needed a hug. Mommy steered Scotty all the way to the bus stop and onto the bus, carefully counting out enough change for one adult and two children and dropping it in the slot. She found a pair of empty seats and nudged Scotty into the window one. She sat on the aisle one, pulling Jamie into her lap. Her sweater was fuzzy and warm and Jamie laid his head on her shoulder as the bus lurched into motion. "Tired, little guy?" Mommy asked, running her fingers through tangled auburn curls that matched her own. "Don't fall asleep before dinner." Scotty didn't say anything at all. Jamie liked it when Mommy made noodles. They came in a square package and sometimes she let him break them up in a bowl before she put them in the Hot Water—Don't Touch. Scotty hadn't liked the noodles. He'd dumped his bowl over and stomped off. Jamie could hear him in the living room. He was yelling at Mommy. "They said you were a ho!" Scotty yelled hotly. "They said you fucked men for money!" "You will *not* use that language in this house," Mommy told him sternly. She sounded mad. Jamie took another bite of noodles and waited for the response. Scotty was in big trouble again. Jamie wondered how much more trouble he was going to get in. "I'll use it where I wanna use it," Scotty said defiantly. Lots more trouble, Jamie decided. "You are not to use it here and you are certainly not to use it at school. And you can't *fight* at school, either. No matter what. You've got to go to school and do well, because that's the only way you're going to do better than I did. You can't mess that up, ok, Scotty? You have to be a good big brother and take care of Jamie." "My name's Scorch," he told her crossly. "And his name's Spud." Scotty was in trouble now. Mommy didn't like them to hang out with the mean kids on the corners. The kids who called them those names. "You are *never* *ever* to call yourself that again!" Mommy yelled. "I told you never to hang out with those kids! They're bad news and they're gonna get you in jail one day. How *dare* you bring your brother into those awful gang!" "They're my friends!" Scotty shouted. "And *they* like me!" He rushed through the kitchen and behind the curtain where he and Jamie slept. Jamie heard him jump on the old cot. Jamie continued to eat his noodles until Mommy came back, no longer in jeans and a sweater, but in a skirt and boots, with lots of colors on her face. "How's my little boy?" she asked, sitting down on the other chair. Jamie crawled from his chair onto her lap, wrapping his arms around her neck in a hug. "What's a ho?" he asked, wondering why Scotty had been so upset. "It's…can we talk about this tomorrow, honey?" she asked. "I just wanna hug my baby right now." "I'm a big boy," Jamie reminded her. But he cuddled into her anyway. "That you are," Mommy agreed. "That you are." They rocked together for a few minutes before Mommy had to put Jamie back on the floor. She stood and straightened her skirt and called to Scotty. "Scott? I have to go. Come out so we can go over the rules again." Scotty reappeared from behind the curtain, his face stained with tears. "I don't *want* you to go out," he protested before running headlong into Mommy's arms. "Shhh." Mommy squatted down and caught Scotty in a special squeezy hug. "Honey," she explained when Scotty had stopped crying, "rent's due next week. I can't stay here with you tonight. I have to go." "But I don't want you to," Scotty sniffed, wiping his nose on his sleeve. "I know." Mommy put her hand under his chin and turned his face up to her. "Now tell me the rules." "Don't answer the door," Scotty recited dutifully. "Don't answer the phone. Don't go outside. Don't touch the stove. Do all my homework. Help…Jamie…with his. If we want something to eat, use the plastic forks and stuff in the cupboard." "Good boy. I love you, y'know," Mommy said, rubbing Scotty's head. "You're my Knight in Shining Armor." Her hands went to the cross around her neck, holding it for a moment. She undid the clasp and fastened the chain around Scotty's neck. "Keep this safe for me, ok? I'll see you both in the morning." She kissed her fingertips and pressed them to his cheek. "Jamie? Good-night, sweetie. Be good for your brother." She kissed her fingers again and pressed them to Jamie's cheek. "Bye, Mommy," they said, almost in one voice. "Goodbye, guys. I'll miss you while I'm gone." The End