The One...the Only...the Small Potatoes Drinking Game!
Every series has it's tradmarks, repeated phrases, and goofy stuations. And every good series can poke fun at them. That's what this page is all about.
If you've seen other drinking games, you know what this is about. The rules are the same. If you haven't, it won't take long to catch on. Grab your beverage of choice. (We writing the Potatoverse do not promote or condone underage consumption of alcohol. On the other hand, what we don't know doesn't hurt us.) Read a story. Follow the instructions below. And most of all, LAUGH! We certainly did!
If Dinah or Bruce claim to not even know the other, drink twice.
If Dinah or Bruce actually admit to having sex, chug.
If someone calls Gator "Son of Krypton" drink once.
If Kon calls Cass 'little buddy' drink one.
If Spud plays with Buckshot drink one.
If Cass kisses Kon drink one.
If Stephanie Brown does something mean, drink one.
If a character readies a jumpline, drink.
If Tim has just missed some very obvious clue that Bruce and Dinah are sleeping together, drink.
If Cass complains of physical pain, chug.
If Donna's cats are mentioned, drink.
If Spud is cooking something, drink.
If Dinah is eating Ben and Jerry's, drink once.
If Roy answers any phone, anywhere, drink.
If Spud acts like a "nascent Alfred," drink once.
If Cass and Tim are at the office, drink once.
If someone refers to Superman as "Big Blue," drink once.
If Babs acts salty, drink once.
If Tim is in the Batman suit, drink once.
If Aquaman appears, drink once for each occurance of the following words: Sanctimonious, impudent, impetuous, guppy, flounder, upworlder, prejudice, hydrate, or "gutteral C'ha"
If Martian Manhunter shows up, drink once.