National Mutanthood Week
By: Dannell Lites
To The Tune Of: "National Brotherhood Week" by Tom Lehrer

Oh, the flatscans hate the gene jokes

And the gene jokes hate the flatscans
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established plan

But during National Mutanthood Week

National Mutanthood Week
Graydon Creed and Magneto are dancing cheek to cheek
It's fun to terrorize
The people you despise
As long as you don't let'em on your Team!

Oh, the X-Folks hate the Bro'hood

And the Bro'hood hate the X-Folks
All the Acolytes hate the humans
It's Genoshian as apple pie!

But during National Mutanthood Week

National Mutanthood Week
Marauders loves the Morlocks 'cause it's very chic
Step up and bite the hand
Of someone you can't stand,
You can tolerate them if you try!

Oh, the FoH hate the mutants

And the mutant hate the FoH
And Sinister loves the Summers
And everybody hates Cable

But during National Mutanthood Week

National Mutanthood Week
National 'Everyone Kill Off One Anotherhood Week'
Be nice to H. Saps who
Are inferior to you
It's only for a week so have no fear!
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!

The End!