Xavier's X-Men!
By Dannell Lites
To The Tune Of: "Armour Hot Dog Jingle"

X-Men! Xavier's X-Men!

What kind of guys are Xavier's X-Men?
Cajuns, Morlocks;
Guys with six foot wings,
Accountants, scientists
One eyed guys who angst and blast things!
It's a new trend, they're all X-Men!
They're all so Uncanny!
The End!