The X-Men
By Dannell Lites
To The Tune Of: Rosin The Bow

Well, some people say that we're villains

We're muties with powers galore!
But we've found a new life here with Xavier ...
And, by Ghod, we never are bored!
CHORUS
Avengers they say that we're heroes!
X-Force and Excaliber, too!
But most people just call us Uncanny;
A crusading, heroic crew!

We never did care much for talking,

Hard training is not for this crew!
Just light a fire under their asses, and -
The enemy will come to you!
REPEAT CHORUS!
The End!