Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be X-Men
By: Dannell Lites
To The Tune Of: "Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" by Willie Nelson

X-Men ain't easy to kill and they're harder to fight!

So, they'd rather smite you than admit you're right!
Gold X belt buckles and power out the yin-yang
And each night begins a new fray
The world don't understand him so he may go bad
He'll probably die anyway!

Chorus:

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be X-Men!
Don't let'em fight Onslaught and and be sitting ducks
Make'em be doctors and lawyers and such!
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be X-Men!
'Cause they'll always be different and all paranoid
Even with heroes they trust!

X-Men like getting the bad guys and Danger Room work outs

Big busted Ladies and cold beer and wrongs they can right
Them that don;t know them won't trust them and them that do
Sometimes will still try to take them
They ain't bad they're just mutants and so misunderstood
By the humans for whom they fight!

Chorus:

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be X-Men!
Don't let'em fight Magnus and beat people up
Make'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama's don't let you babies grow up to be X-Men!
'Cause they'll always be different and misunderstood
Even by humans they trust!

The End!