By: Dannell Lites
To The Tune Of: "The Boxer" by Simon And Garfunkel
Oh, I am Leadfingers Lites
And my story's seldom told!
Yes, I massacre filk music
With three feet of fretted shitboard and a capo!
I take requests!
And I do the ones with just two chords and disregard the rest!


Lie, lie, lie! ETC!!

Asking free beer and expenses I go looking for a gig

But I get no offers!
Just a come on from Gambit
Down at the Hideaway!
I do declare
There were times when I was so desperate
I stole some lyrics there!


Lay, lay, lay! ETC!!

Now, I am just a scribbler

And my friends all say to me
I have squandered my resources
On my songs so filled with laughter
Such are Parodies!
All lies in jest
The X-Books are my inspiration
Yes, Magnus and the rest!


Hey, hey, hey! ETC!

The End!