title: ...it's all Yang Hai's fault
fandom: Hikaru no Go
characters/pairings: Waya, Yang Hai, Isumi, Le Ping
rating: PG
warnings: attempted humor, pandas, Waya online
summary: Waya makes a bumblr.
notes: ...there are a lot of links here... a LOT... click at your own risk. ^_~ stylistically inspired by this tumblr.
 

Posted Yesterday     


I'M COMING HOME TOMORROW. I HAVE TO PACK. THE FACT THAT I'M NOT YET PACKED IS TOTALLY YANG HAI'S FAULT, BECAUSE HE KEEPS MAKING ME PARTY WITH HIM. HE'S SUCH A BABY.

I'M EXCITED TO GO HOME AND SEE PEOPLE AND STUFF, BUT I DON'T WANT TO PACK, AND IT'S KINDA SAD, NOW THAT I'M LEAVING.

SOMEONE SHOULD BAKE ME COOKIES!

 

Posted 3 Days Ago     


SAI BEAT YANG HAI TODAY!

SAI BEAT YANG HAI!

IT'S NOT AS AWESOME AS IF SAI BEAT, LIKE, TOUYA-SENSEI, BUT STILL!

MAN, I'M SO GLAD THIS HAPPENED BEFORE I LEFT!!!

FOR A WHILE, WE WEREN'T MAKING PROGRESS...ANYWAY...

YAY!! IT'S NOT YANG HAI'S FAULT! SAI IS AWESOME!!

 

Posted 5 Days Ago     


IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! AND IT'S ALMOST TIME TO GO HOME! GIMME CAKE, GIMME, GIMME!! OH, AND NOTHING ABOUT TODAY IS YANG HAI'S FAULT.

FOR ONCE.

 

Posted 2 Weeks Ago     


I AM TIRED OF GO, AND OF COMPUTERS, AND OF SITTING, AND CHINESE FOOD.

BUT, WEIRDLY, TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY.

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 3 Weeks Ago     


YANG HAI AND HIS TOO-GOOD-FOR-HIM GIRLFRIEND ARE NO LONGER INTERESTING.

NOTHING IS INTERESTING ANYMORE.

I'MSOTIRED.IMISSISUMI-SANANDHOME.

I'M EVEN TOO TIRED TO BLAME YANG HAI.

I DREAM IN CODE.

THAT IS YANG HAI'S FAULT...

 

Posted 3 Weeks Ago     


YANG HAI KISSED HIS GIRLFRIEND RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE NETGO PROJECT BUILDING!

EVERYONE SAW!

SHE'S WAY TOO PRETTY FOR HIM!

ALSO, HE KISSES WITH WAY TOO MUCH TONGUE!

AT LEAST FOR IN PUBLIC!

...

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT!

 

Posted 1 Month Ago     


ISUMI-SAN SENT ME A CARE PACKAGE AND YANG HAI TRIED TO EAT MY COOKIES!

I TOLD HIM THAT HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND NOW, SO HE COULD STAY AWAY FROM ISUMI-SAN, AND THIS WAS MY CARE PACKAGE, AND HE DIDN'T GET CARE PACKAGES FROM ISUMI-SAN, SO LAY OFF!

HE SAID, OF COURSE I DON'T GET CARE PACKAGES FROM HIM, THIS IS MY HOME, NO ONE SENDS CARE PACKAGES TO SOMEONE'S HOME!

AND I SAID, THAT'S RIGHT, IF ISUMI-SAN SENT HIM SOMETHING, IT WOULD JUST BE A PACKAGE. I GET A CARE PACKAGE BECAUSE ISUMI-SAN CARES.

THINGS WERE THEN SAID ABOUT ISUMI-SAN'S PACKAGE.

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 1 Month Ago     


I WENT FOR A WALK BECAUSE I NEEDED TO GET AWAY, AND I GOT LOST.

I ACTUALLY HAD A REALLY FUN TIME BECAUSE I WAS LOST, BUT IT WAS ALSO SCARY BECAUSE I COULDN'T REALLY TALK TO ANYONE. I CAN STILL ONLY SPEAK REALLY, REALLY BASIC CHINESE.

WHO LIVES SOMEPLACE FOR SIX MONTHS AND GETS LOST TAKING A WALK?

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 1 Month Ago     


THERE IS A GREATER NEED FOR BOUNDARIES HERE IN THIS PLACE. JUST BECAUSE WE ALL BASICALLY LIVE AT OUR DESKS DOES NOT MEAN...

I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA.

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE HERE NEED TO TAKE BREAKS AND SHOWER!!

 

Posted 2 Months Ago     


IN RETALIATION TO MY LAST POST, YANG HAI HACKED MY COMPUTER AND CHANGED ALL MY MUSIC TO ENKA AND TRADITIONAL CHINESE OPERA. ALSO, HE EMAILED SOME OF MY PICTURES OF ISUMI-SAN TO LE PING.

BASTARDS.

YANG HAI IS A HACKER, AND HE TOTALLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND. ALSO, HE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

HIS GIRLFRIEND IS NOT BLIND, AND SHE'S SORT OF NICE, EXCEPT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER BECAUSE SHE KEEPS SAYING SHE LIKES YANG HAI.

 

Posted 2 Months Ago     


THERE IS A RUMOR THAT YANG HAI HAS A GIRLFRIEND.

THERE IS NO DATA YET TO DETERMINE WHETHER SHE IS BLIND, BUT SPECULATION IS STRONG.

MORE DETAILS WILL COME WHEN AVAILABLE.

THE RUMOR IS NOT YANG HAI'S FAULT. UNLESS HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND THEN... HIS HAVING A GIRLFRIEND... STARTED THE RUMOR, SO...

YEAH, IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 2 Months Ago     


I PLAYED ABOUT TWO HUNDRED GAMES AGAINST SAI YESTERDAY.

YESTERDAY MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE THAN ONE DAY.

THERE WAS NO SLEEPING, SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW.

BTW, I'M AWESOME.

BUT YEAH, ALL THOSE GAMES, TOTALLY YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 2 Months Ago     


THERE WAS A LOT OF DRINKING LAST NIGHT.

A LOT.

UNFORTUNATE THINGS HAPPENED.

IF I BECOME A DRUNK, IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 3 Months Ago     


I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I HAVE OFFICIALLY SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WITH THESE GUYS.

ESPECIALLY YANG HAI, WHOSE FAULT THIS ALL IS.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... YEAH.

TOO. MUCH. TIME.

 

Posted 3 Months Ago     


I PLAYED THE FIRST GAME AGAINST OUR SAI, AND I TOTALLY WON.

OF COURSE, IT JUST MEANS THAT THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO BE DONE ON SAI, BUT I'M STILL TELLING PEOPLE I BEAT SAI ON THE NET.

I INTEND TO MAKE IT GRAMMATICALLY CONFUSING ON PURPOSE.

IT'S YANG HAI'S FAULT, I THINK.

 

Posted 3 Months Ago     


I'M SO TIRED.

IT'S BEEN RAINING A LOT.

A LOT, A LOT.

I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

THOUGH, I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT I THINK HE CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER.

HE'S JUST NOT THAT COOL.

 

Posted 3 Months Ago     


ISUMI-SAN WENT HOME YESTERDAY.

I DID NOT CLING TO HIS LEG AND BEG HIM TO STAY.
MUCH.

NOW I AM SAD AND LONELY, AND YANG HAI IS MAKING ME DRINK.

WHATEVER HAPPENS TONIGHT, THEN, IS YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 3 Months Ago     


THIS PANDA IS TOTALLY ISUMI-SAN. ON HIS BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ISUMI-SAN!

ISUMI-SAN AND HIS BIRTHDAY ARE NOT YANG HAI'S FAULT. IF THEY WERE, YANG HAI WOULD BE ISUMI-SAN'S FATHER. CREEPY.

 

Posted 4 Months Ago     


ISUMI-SAN IS COMING TO VISIT FOR A WEEK!
A WEEK!

YANG HAI KEEPS TEASING ME ABOUT HOW HE'S GOING TO MONOPOLIZE ISUMI-SAN, BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I EVEN GET TO CELEBRATE ISUMI-SAN'S BIRTHDAY WITH HIM!

A WHOLE WEEK!

IF I DO ANY WORK THIS WEEK, IT'LL BE YANG HAI'S FAULT!

 

Posted 4 Months Ago     


WHOOPS I TOTALLY SCREWED SOMETHING UP LAST WEEK AND I'M SPENDING ALL THIS WEEK FIXING IT.

SADLY, THIS IS NOT YANG HAI'S FAULT.

I FEEL STUPID.

 

Posted 4 Months Ago     


JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, RED PANDAS ARE ALSO VERY, VERY CUTE.

THEY DO NOT PLAY GO, THOUGH.

THEY ARE NOT BLACK AND WHITE.

MAYBE THEY PLAY SHOGI.

YANG HAI SAYS THEY PLAY XIANGQI.

IF THEY PLAY XIANGQI INSTEAD OF SHOGI, IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 4 Months Ago     


IT'S BEEN LIKE THREE MONTHS SINCE I LAST SAW ISUMI-SAN.

SO. ER. YEAH.

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 4 Months Ago     


THERE WAS A DISCUSSION ABOUT WHAT TO CALL THE AI FOR THE PROJECT.

EVERYONE PRETTY MUCH AGREES THAT IT SHOULD BE CALLED SAI, BUT YANG HAI SAYS THAT 'SAI' SHOULD BE AN ACRONYM, AND WE CAN'T AGREE ON WHAT IT SHOULD STAND FOR, OR EVEN WHAT LANGUAGE TO USE.

IT'S A PRETTY DUMB THING TO BE ARGUING ABOUT AT 2 AM, BUT THERE'S CANDY HERE.

MM, CANDY.

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 5 Months Ago     


I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN TWO DAYS AND ALL I HAVE HAD TO DRINK OR EAT IS RED BULL. OR SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE RED BULL, BUT HAS CHINESE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

I'VE BEEN IN THIS COUNTRY FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS, WHY CAN I NOT READ OR UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YET STILL?

WE'RE GOING TO A PLACE WHERE WE CAN SEE THE MASCOTS OF GO, PANDAS, THIS WEEKEND!

I'M REALLY EXCITED!

WHATEVER I'M DRINKING, IT MAKES EVERYTHING EXCITING!

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT!

 

Posted 5 Months Ago     


LE PING CAME TO VISIT YANG HAI AND HE IS NOTHING AT ALL LIKE ME AT ALL. SHUT UP. HE IS NOT.

HE'S GOING TO JAPAN AND HE'S GOING TO STAY WITH ISUMI-SAN, BUT I SAID THAT MEANT HE WAS STAYING AT MY APARTMENT, AND HE SAID, YEAH, BUT YOU WON'T BE THERE.

I WAS NEVER LIKE THAT!

IT'S TOTALLY YANG HAI'S FAULT BECAUSE OTHERWISE THAT BRAT WOULD NOT HAVE COME HERE!

 

Posted 6 Months Ago     


I TOTALLY BEAT YANG HAI TODAY AT GO, AND HE WAS TOTALLY NOT TIRED OR PLAYING A TEACHING GAME OR ANY OTHER LAME EXCUSE!

I TOTALLY JUST WON BECAUSE I'M AWESOME!

ALSO, WE HAD COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST!

THAT LAST PART WAS YANG HAI'S FAULT, BUT THE WINNING WAS TOTALLY ME BEING AWESOME!

 

Posted 6 Months Ago     


I HAVE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT CODING IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. MY BRAIN IS CONSTANTLY HURTING.

I'VE ALSO PLAYED A LOT MORE GO IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE. THAT ALSO MAKES MY BRAIN HURT.

I WORRY A LOT THAT I'M NOT DOING THINGS RIGHT.

I JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER... IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 6 Months Ago     


I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR HOW MUCH WORK THIS IS. OR HOW MANY HOURS A DAY I WOULD BE WORKING. OR HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO STARE AT A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR THAT MANY HOURS. OR HOW MANY BAD JOKES SEEM FUNNY AFTER YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR THAT MANY HOURS. OR HOW MUCH I'D BE DRINKING ONCE I GOT HERE. IT'S HARD TO DO CODING AND STUFF WHEN YOU'RE HUNG OVER. OR DRUNK.

IT'S ALL YANG HAI'S FAULT.

 

Posted 7 Months Ago     


THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENED WHEN I GOT TO THE INTERNATIONAL NETGO PROJECT WAS...

YANG HAI-SAN MADE ME MAKE A BUMBLR. IT'S BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF HIS SIDE PROJECTS, AND HE WANTS TO SEE IT GROW.

I THINK YANG HAI-SAN MIGHT BE TOTALLY OVERESTIMATING THE SOCIAL STATUS OF GO PROS WHO ARE ALSO COMPUTER GEEKS.

ANYWAY, ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THIS BLOG IS YANG HAI-SAN'S FAULT.

THERE ARE BLACK AND WHITE GO CUPCAKES HERE, AND THEY ARE SUPER YUMMY. ALSO, PANDAS ARE THE OFFICIAL MASCOT OF GO. BECAUSE. THEY ARE ALSO BLACK AND WHITE.

I'M SO FUNNY!








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