title: Half Right
fandom: DC Comics
characters/pairings: Eel/Woozy
rating: G
warnings: misuse of bikinis
summary: Eel prepares for some summer fun.
notes: for Chi, because she asked for it, damn it! ^_^ (specifically, she asked for a JV story based on the title "Fast Cars, Girls in Bikinis" heh.)

He had sunscreen. Very important. He had a hat, even. He had water for both of them. He had money. Most importantly, he had the car keys. He jangled them in his hand for a moment. They didn't have far to go, but who cared? They could drive up Lake Shore Drive when they were done. As long as they were driving.

He wasn't that different from other men, after all. And who didn't get excited about a convertible? Especially a Mustang!

Well, perhaps Batman, but then, if Eel knew what got Batman excited... best not to finish that thought.

"Ready!" Woozy declared, holding his arms out and displaying himself.

Eel's heart stopped.

"You have everything ready? Ok! Let's go! I want to get to the Pride Fest early, so we can get churros!" Woozy was very excited, which made him… bounce.

It made all of him bounce.

"Well?" Woozy looked at him, perplexed.

"Wooz," Eel began slowly, putting his arm around his partner's shoulders. "You know I love you, right? Because I do. I love you. So understand, what I'm about to say, I'm saying because of love. Now, I think you look hot, really, but I'm not sure you want to be walking around North Halsted like that…

"You just don't have the figure for a bikini, babe. Sorry."