title: Brotherly Love
fandom: DC Comics
characters/pairings: Dick/Tim
rating: G/Teen
warnings: kissing, humor
summary: Tim questions Dick on his kissing etiquette. for Starluck Asia's fic challenge.
notes: none

"You're telling me that Helena kissed you?"

"...Well, I'm pretty sure that it was just some kind of revenge."

"Riiiight. Because hot women kiss for revenge. The bitches."

"Be careful with that word, kiddo."

"Whatever. And this Tarantula kissed you, too?"

"Um. Yes. But she's just psycho..."

"And these both happened right in front of Babs?"


"And you... did what now?"

"Well, what could I do?"

"So basically anyone can just up and kiss you, and you'll kiss back, just because you don't know of any alternative?"


Tim lunged across the couch, took Dick's face in his hands, and planted a wet one right on Dick's face. Dick waited for him to pull back. He continued to wait.

Tim sat back down, wiping his mouth off on the sleeve of his shirt. "God, you're an idiot."

"What?!" Dick sputtered. "You kissed me!!"

Tim shook his head, getting up. "I gotta brush my teeth now. Dumbass. Something you might think of doing once and a while, too.

"Oh, and Dickie? Tongue? Not always appropriate."